So, I'm rather tired of this account. Have been for a good while. Sooo.... I'm moving to ....

Right then. Nothing else to say. Tchao.

er....Well, the next line is technically "ballers", and now my question to you: What IS a baller, if I may? I have no idea what it is. *Puzzled*

Darn you, Fennilyn. Because of your answers, I couldn't breathe, I was laughing and coughing so much. My mom wanted me to go to the hospital. *Grins*

1. What bill(s) do you hate paying the most?
Water, electric. You know, utilities. Granted I'm energy-aware and all that, but I'm also a very clean person. Water will be a PAIN when I get older. My and my hours and hours in the bathtub....*Grimaces* I'll never grow up. Honestly.

2. Where was the last place you had a romantic time?
Oh, I went to Mars, thought I'd hang out there.... rather pretty to look at; I considered Venus for awhile, but it didn't work. Unfortunately, the aliens thought I was rather too tall for their usual clubs (honestly, can I help it if I TOWERED over them? Not my fault they're all so short), and sent me on to their version of the alien clubs. I fit in rather nicely there; goodness, but the people were hot there. *Giggles girlishly*
So I picked up a couple people (girl and a guy, if you busybodies MUST know; why choose when I can have both?), and we all headed to Venus. I didn't have enough for complete fare, but they did, and covered for me. Most romantic planet, did you know that? Such a lovely place. Details shall NOT be given, sorry.

3. Do you regret losing your virginity to who you lost it to?
Well, I don't recall those that I lost it to. But I remember it was good. I dunno, do i regret it? Hmmm.

4. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
Man's stupidity. Oh, sorry, you said change, not cure the incurable....my bad.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Hanson. She was in her 80's, evil, and CREEPY. THe human body should NOT have that many wrinkles and still be held together! *Shudders in horror* Seriously, she looked like a mummy!
Scratch that. Old Ramses and Tut look better.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Drawing. Painting. Carving. (except the actual order is carving, drawing, painting. betcha never knew I liked carving, didja?)

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Prima ballerina. I'd've settled for a singer.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
Er.....*Blanks* Wait, as a student? Well, technically I was a student....lets see. Three, four? *Blinks and shrugs*

9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Uh......I chose it at random...... I wore a jacket most of the day anyways.

10. What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Dude, I remember when a buck ten was odd and my dad was griping about it. Not it gets to be over three bucks? Ha, yeah right. I'd rather board places. *Growls* (Sadly, i can't board. I'll settle for prancing like the Pretty Princess I am.)

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you who and where?
Oh......Hmm. Washington, new Hampshire, Massachusetts, italy, japan.....get the picture? Nobody can come with me but my pets. NOBODY ELSE.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
"Why'd I choose Jumpin Jumpin as my alarm this morning?!? AAAARGHHH! Oh shit, more FCAT today...... how early can I get out this time?" (I've gotten out early every day this week. *Smirks*)

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"I wonder how sick i'll feel tomorrow"...and, of course, a few raunchy daydreams about a few hot people. *Smirks slyly*

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Uh.......*shrugs* Girl boxers, I suppose.......

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Organizing. My usually mild OCD goes crazy. *Grimaces* Seriously; you do NOT want to know how my being asked to organize our movies went. *Shudders* (We have over a thousand in the tv room. THere's more in the sheds, but we'll have to get to those later...)

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
No. Not unless I really want or have to.

18. Get up early or sleep in?
On the days I have to get up early, I'd rather sleep a few more hours. But I actually enjoy getting up at 5 am. I'm not kidding; I do it on my own all the time. *Laughs at all the horrified faces*

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Who can CHOOSE?!

20. Favorite thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Have fun, highly perverted conversations that are filled with nothing but innuendo's lurking behind every innocent face and comment.
Nooooooot.
Just relaxing. Doesn't have to be conversation; just me hanging with them, preferably outside when we can see the stars, and let life go, and simply unwind. Curling up to each other is fun too. It's safe and comfy.

21. Have you found real love yet?
Real love? HAHAHAHAA......oh wait...you were serious? Oops.

22. When did you first start feeling old?
I believe I was around 10 years old. I've felt increasingly ancient since then.

23. Favorite 80's movie?
I dunno....*Shrugs* Dirty Dancing? Ghost? *laughs*

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
I HATE COLD MEAT OF ANY KIND.

25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
Cake. And a new game. And some pet toys. And cookies. Can't forge those, nope nope nope.

26. Beach or lake?
Lake. I grew up around both, but I hold more dear memories to me with lakes ten with the beach......

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
No. Some people like the commit like that. If they happen to like it, what's wrong with it? Of course, some people don't like marriage, and yet stay together forever without ever marrying. There's something so much more relaxed sounding about that.

28. Do you own property?
Uhm....sort of, yes....... *Remains silent and ignores expectant looks*

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Watching porn and laughing hysterically at how idiotic they look.
Not.
I don't have an guilty pleasures, actually.

31. What's your drink?
*Grins pervertedly*
Juuust kidding, dahlings.
Bottled water, pleasure and thank you.

32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians. I'll politely ignore your faux pas in calling native americans indians. It's an understandable mistake.....though still irritating.

33. Cops or Robbers?
Robber. No hesitation there.

34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Erm..... Fair Z, Edgar Allen Poe, Puddles, Tall Dark And Gothic, Emo Boy....hmm, yes. Those will do.

35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
POTUS, 08. Dunno what station; I forget.

36. Norm or Cliff?
Both plz.

37. The Cosbys or The Simpsons?
NEITHER. Oh god, they're both horrible! *Runs away screaming for her life.....her sanity is loooooong gone*

38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
I dunno. Cheating, probably.
Just kidding.
I've made no mistakes. *Smirks*

39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
By some odd stroke of luck, yes. I sit directly across from people I like during every single period of school... or at least people I don't mind. *Laughs* Hey, if they're hot enough, I'll overlook personality. *Winks*

40. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Hmmm. Know any good porn stars?
No, seriously....?
Leonardo da Vinci. Or Tamora pierce. Or mercedes lackey, or, oooooh, garth nix or.....(Now you've gone and done it. Started making me think of books. Damn you.)

41. Indoors or Outdoors?
Both.

42. Have you ever crashed your vehicle?
...*Cough*YESMANYTIMES*Cough*..... >///<

43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes. At school. I was, like, 9. My best friend set the school kitchen on fire when she was trying to cook for her mom. How I managed to use it right, I'll never know.

44. Last book you read for real?
"House Of The Scorpion." Ooooooh, but I LOVED it!!!! Can't wait to read it again!!!

45. Do you have a teddy bear?
That depends. What's your opinion on cuddling?
*Gets tomatoes thrown at her*
Hey, DON'T WASTE SAUCE-GAY'S FAVORITE FOO--
Oh hello Sasuke darling. How lovely to see you. Tomato?
And yes, I have several teddy bears. *Winks*

46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
A hotel in costa rica that was literally one big tree house. Dude, it was awesome. XD

47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
.....I dunno. *Shrugs* I've been there a few times; that's enough for me. Except, you know. Didn't really get to see the sights...*Frowns*

48. Do you go to church?
Only when physically or mentally forced. *Shudders* No offense, Cristie-baka. You know I "love" you. (So it's an abusive, love-hate relationship. What's your point? It isn't like you're leav...ing...me.....uh, you aren't, are you? WELL ARE YOU?!?!)

49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Career. Being a student is old, dead, and left somewhere back in texas.

50. Just how OLD are you?
Oh, ancient. I've lived longer then the stars have revolved around our planet, and have more wisdom then any sage or kage you shall ever meet.
*Ignores scientifical people tyring to point out obvious mistakes of logic*


.....Somehow, I don't know how, I remained both sober and high-free.

So why is it my tag-thing-a-ma-bobber is so...you know....COMPLETELY OOC?!

Oh, right.
I've been sick for a month.

Well, that explains it.....my sense of humor tends to change, the longer I'm sick. It gets more perverted, because I get more and more entertained by the look of absolutely shock on peoples faces when I make a perverted joke.

Except from Greg.

His reactions are just priceless. You've witnessed them, haven't you, itachi? yes, that's what I thought.

And now, I'm going to go to bed.

Where I should've been, hours ago.

Knew I shouldn't've taken that nap earlier....

Let it be known, basically everything in here is one big lie. *Grins* Lets see if anyone can spot the very few truths.

Tagged by [iconfennilyn], as always.

Name your top 10 most played bands on iTunes:
1. Enya
2. Tchaikovsky
3. Vivaldi
4. Within Temptation
5. Disney
6. Fall Out Boy
7. Celine Dion
8. BackStreet Boys
9. Cher
10. Eagles

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race

What is your favorite album of 2?
N/A?

What is your favorite lyric that 5 has sung?
*Blanks* Uhm, HELLO. It's DISNEY. More then one song is my fave there. >_<

How many times have you seen 4 live?
Never.

What is your favorite song by 7?
My Heart Will Go On, or I'm Alive, or maybe one of a couple of others.....*Shrugs*

What is a good memory you have involving the music of 10?
Me, in Washington, as a little kid; maybe 7 years old. It's my birthday, we've opened presents and everything, and now we're just having fun. My dad cranks up some Eagle's music, and I start goofily dancing and "rockin' out" in the living room, not caring that everyone was watching. My family joins in, and soon we're all singing at the top of our lungs, doing air-instruments, and the weirdest, craziest dancing we know. And one by one, we collapse, laughing breathlessly, unable to do anything but laugh.

Is there a song of 3 that makes you sad?
Hmm.....no, not that I can think of.

What is your favorite lyric that 2 has sung?
Doesn't HAVE lyrics. x3

How did you get into 3?
Ballet teacher played it sometimes.

What was the first song you heard by 1?
Only Time

What is your favorite song by 4?
Oh, that's a toughie. Probably one of these: Our Solemn Hour, See Who I Am, Forsaken, Aquarius, THe heart of Everything, Angels, or It's The Fear; or, of their slower ones, Pale, Bittersweet, or Memories.

How many times have you seen 9 live?
Never.

What is a good memory you have involving 2?
Me free-style ballet dancing. *Grins*

Is there a song of 8 that makes you sad?
Uh....not really....

What is your favorite album of 5?
I don't actually know albums for.....er, anything.

What is your favorite lyric that 3 has sung?
Instrumental- no lyrics.

What is your favorite song of 1?
Like I could honestly choose. Maybe...Only Time, or May It Be, or something. *Shrugs* SO many good ones....

What is your favorite song of 10?
Hotel California. Love Will Keep Us Alive comes in second.

How many times have you seen 8 live?
None.

What is your favorite album of 1?
Again, I dunno albums, lol.

What is a great memory you have considering 9?
I was listening to a Cher CD when I was about....oh, 12? I think so. So I was in the car with my kitty, Eragon, then he could still fit in my two hands quite easily (VERY easily; can you imagine it, Cris? xD). I was feeding him, and he was just snuggling up under my chin and I hummed softly so he could feel the vibrations from where he was tucked under my throat carefully.
Or another one, when I was 13; My mom and I started disco-dancing to some of her music. *Cracks up* Then my family saw and started joining in, and oh LORD, but it was a sight! *Falls over laughing*

What is the first song you heard by 8?
Quite Playin' Games (With My Heart)

What is your favorite cover by 2?
I haven't the foggiest.

Hmm. That was fun. most of my favorite memories revolve around singing and dancing as crazily as I can. *Laughs*

Got this from , as always. ^^

If I were a month, I would be: October, or December. I really think I would be. *Shrugs*
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Probably a Thursday; I agree with Faith...
If I were a time of day, I would be: Very early morning when the world still sleeps, or very late at night when the world's sleep deepens and people's dreams -- or nightmares -- come true.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: ......Dolphin, like as not. I don't know much about sea animals, unfortunately. *Frowns* Although I would disagree on a Dolphin's view of sex-related things, but, eh. *Shrugs*
If I were a direction, I would be: Left. I could REALLY get poetic on this one if I chose to. xD
If I were a planet, I would be: Perhaps Mars.... *Tilts head slightly*
If I were a liquid, I would be: Liquid silver. *Grins*
If I were a stone, I would be: Unsure.
If I were a tree, I would be: I'm thinking cedar, really; my first thought.
If I were a bird, I would be: some sort of predator; no bird really comes to mind.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: The sort of flower/plant that doesn't capture your attention immediately, is very rare, and can be quite tricky to deal with. (I know numerous plants befitting this description; I dinna ken which to choose.)
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: ....I don't know, really.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: dragon. Or vampire. Definitely.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Piano, like as not. Possibly a violin.
If I were an animal, I would be: ....My first thought was of a huge, white wolf.....xD But I don't really know.
If I were a colour, I would be: Wine.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Envy.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Corn! *Giggles* probably green beans or carrots. I don't know. One of those three. xD
If I were a sound, I would be: The sound of storms raging when you're out at sea, with the ocean waves crashing all around you and the rain pounding into every surface, with the winds howling, seeming to go right through you. THose combined sounds; those are what I'd be.
If I were an element, I would be: Water. Because water can be every element combined, when it wishes to be.
If I were a song, I would be: N/A.
If I were a movie, I would be: something with plenty of funny moments, lots of drama, and an the main character has idiots for family. xD
If I were a book, I would be written by: Oh gosh, this is an impossible question for me! T_T Maybe--hmm, possibly Garth Nix, or Mercedes Lackey -- Tamora Pierce, perhaps........hmmm.....
If I were a food, I would be: .......trying not to eat myself.
If I were a place, I would be: a peaceful, magical place in the center of an ancient forest, rich with a magic all it's own.
If I were a taste, I would be: blood. No doubt, I'm thinkin' blood.
If I were a scent, I would be: The scent of pine needles; freshly crushed and sharply filling the air with their clean scent.....
If I were a word, I would be: Bored. Or Apathetic. They're words.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Glare of Death, Doom, and YOUR DEMISE. Yeah. Totally.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: History, Art......probably history. *Laughs* Or that awesome subject I can't recall the name of; where it's all about fantasy literature and such......(Watch it have a name like Fantasy literature, and me just be proved an idiot. xD)
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: NEJIIIII. Yeah. Totally Neji. (Manga is a cartoon, in case you forgot. *Sniffs haughtily*)
If I were a shape, I would be: six-pointed star. xD
If I were a number, I would be: number-less.(715; now really, Faith. *Rolls eyes and grins*)
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: this big, comfy circle-chair that could double as a bed. (dunno what they're called, but they're just SO comfy; basically is a circle and you can fit your whole body in it. )
If I were a car, I would be: Something practical, but with plenty of horse power. *Smirks*
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: Probably a hoodie, with some awesome designs and stuff on it. Definitely. Or a swim suit.....or a leotard....(Cris, Faith, Isa, DON'T EVEN COMMENT.)

.......Well, okay; so plural is nice too.

But my brother ( NOT sunshine), Kyle.....I LOVE HIM!!!!!! *Dances sillily* (<----oh my gosh, it's actually a word. 0_0)

I CAN SCAN MY PICTURES INTO MY COMPUTER AAAAGGGGAAAAAAIIIIIN! MY SCANNER WOOOORKS!!!!!!

......Don't laugh...................but the software for the scanner/printer wasn't installed on my precious mac os x. >_<

BUT I CAN SCNA MY PICS IN ONCE AGAIN! *Cheers*

And hoboy, do I have a lot to scan in.